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Jack Hill is 19. Jack Hill has never had a Valentine. Here is why Jack Hill deserves one:
- Jack Hill is charming when he wants to be (which isn't often)
- Jack Hill graduated from high school (just don't ask about his grades)
- Jack Hill is a licensed driver (though he currently has no car)
- Jack Hill loves his Mother (seriously, she's a wonderful woman)
- Jack Hill showers twice a day (and maintains a very healthy shampoo/conditioner balance)
- Jack Hill recently learned how to peel a banana (so you don't have to)
- Jack Hill loves candy and flowers (gifting is easy!)
- Jack Hill writes great letters (though he typically forgets to send them)
- Jack Hill is great with children (as long as they don't ask him to feed them)
- Jack Hill just wants love (just don't ask him to return it)
Now you know why Jack Hill deserves to be your Valentine. Tell him why you deserve to be his. The girl (or person, don't be shy, boys) who lists the most sincere (or ridiculous) response gets to be Jack Hill's Valentine for tomorrow. Alternatively, let me know why I should never have a Valentine for the rest of my life. It's your choice: write away.
*dibs
ReplyDeleteHere is why Natalie Perez should be Jack Hill's Valentine:
ReplyDeleteNatalie Perez has the worlds most awesome birthday video from Jack Hill.
Natalie Perez received a 'Kiss Me' heart candy from Jack Hill... it has to mean something, right?
Natalie Perez is the best at giving random hugs.
Natalie Perez wants nothing more than to be best friends with Jack. Except for on Valentine's Day.. of course.
Natalie Perez is the only one who has put in a reply... other than Riley calling dibs.
Natalie Perez IS HEAD OVER HEELS ABOUT JACKSAUCE CHILLBRODAWG and would LUV to be his valentine.
Natalie Perez requires nothing more than a little hug on Valentines Day... so Jack doesn't have to spend money on a high maintenance valentine.
Natalie Perez also maintains a very healthy shampoo/conditioner balance.... when she wants to.
I could also learn to love your mother.... if it came down to it.
And if she's anything like Jack Hill.... Im sure it won't be a difficult task. ;)
<3
Natalie Perez published this as 'Anonymous'... even though her name is all over it. Oops.
If you want a different Valentine than me you better put a different picture up (you look like you're in jail!). I'm a shew in with the peanut butter kiss cookies. xoxo
ReplyDeleteMiguel Sanchez, gonna be a civil engineer. so ill be the bread winner in the relationship (;
ReplyDeleteWhat I have to offer: I know your favorite candy's, I have seen you pick out candy numerous times at candy stores.
I as well love your mother, and i love baxter, so theres two things in common.
We both love running. I had the record for the 800 meters last year at south. and you had the record for other stuff in track too.
We both love skiing which we would go at least once a week.
but for valentines day. this would be our perfect date.
I would feed you candy for breakfast in bed, then probably watch A Walk to Remember, and play alot of Rock Band then probably skype baxter, then we would play some pick up basketball games at courthouse. then probably shower, definitely not together of course. i would put Bitter Sweet Victory on as a song while you showered. then we would watch Matrix Trilogy, and if we had time Lord of the Rings Trilogy with Limeberry for dinner! How does that sound as an awesome Valentines day? and of course all you can eat cereal whenever you want.
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Well, Jackie Boy, I could wax eloquently about how great you are and flatter you until the world ends, but what would be the point? We ALL know that there is only one person who is absolutely perfect: Kelsey De Witt.
ReplyDeleteWho else gives you a piggy back ride when you weigh more than 60 lbs. than her?
Who else dines for breakfast with you every Tuesday and Thursday?
Who else survives a grueling ride downtown with you while you sit next to her in the back of a car in your boxers?
Who else has to endure the ridiculous songs you add her name to and scream in the car?
Who else lets you stroke her hair?
Who else caves in and tells you her crush after a plethora of begging?
Who else agreed to read your blog after much pleading and wasted too much time writing this?
Who else loves grammar?
Who else likes to run and play basketball (even if she is short and not nearly as talented as you)?
Who else is low maintenance and not emotional?
Who else has never had a Valentine on Valentine's Day, either (unless you count her boyfriends from kindergarten, and third grade)?
Who else has peeled your oranges (ok, a lot of people have had to do that)?
Who else loves food but cannot eat a ton of it so she gives it to you?
Who else is conviently located in the dorm right next to yours?
Who else has parents that have their anniversary on Valentine's Day (not sure why that has anything to do with you...)?
None other than THE Kelsey.
On top of all her other superb qualities, Kelsey has blonde hair(which automatically makes her superior).
Make your choice, Jackie boy, but the wrong choice could affect (yes, I used the correct form of the word) our relationship.
Clayton Collins has a huge penis.
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ReplyDeleteAudi Nash can hold his orgasm for over an hour.
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